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 Post subject: Bancuri!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:56 pm 
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Joined: 07.2011
Posts: 7
Location: Sannicolau Mare
Gender: Male
Cateva bancuri seci!

Nimeni si Prost au ajuns la mare. Se duc sa faca baie:
Nimeni se inneaca! Prost suna la Salvamar:
-Ba, se inneaca Nimeni!
-Ba, tu esti prost?
-Da ma, eu sunt!

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Un om disperat se adreseaza unui alt om de pe strada :
- Nu va suparati ! Spuneti-mi va rog unde este fabrica de paine .
- Nu ma supar . Este langa fabrica de confectii .
- Si va mai rog sa-mi spuneti unde este fabrica de confectii .
- Langa fabrica de paine .
[Omul nostru nervos intreaba]
- Bine mah , da fabrica de paine si cea de confectii unde le pot gasi ?
[Civilul foarte calm ]
- Una langa alta !

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Un om foarte gras statea in fata unei gradinitze de copii. La un moment dat vine la el o educatoare si-l intreaba:
-Nu va suparati, asteptati un copil?
Ca replica, barbatul gras spune:
-NU...asa sunt eu mai gras!

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Intreaba Bula o persoana :
-Nu va suparati, caut si eu strada Mihai Eminescu!
-Nu ma supar, cautati-o!

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Ce ar fi facut printesa Diana daca ar fi fost vie?
STRUGURI!!!

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